Oh, you canna run the Lab:
Thanks to J.N.T
cos the J.N.T
won't let us be
CHORUS:
They ain't agoing to lead the Lab no more, etc.
With the new Amdahl
cos the new Amdahl
is much too smahl
via a NUNET link
cos a NUNET link
's often on the blink
using MTS
cos the UNIX freaks
claim it's such a mess
using IBM
The Computer Board
won't deal with them
with the Durham folks
cos the Durham folks
don't like our jokes
now that Rod's retired
cos we just don't know
how everything's wired
now that Derek the deft
our service has left
we are quite bereft
without Derek and Rod
we must leave the task
to Almighty God