CHORUS:
Keep the KDF9 Sport
Keep the KDF9
It's always treated us fine, Sport
So keep the KDF9
Throw out the Yankee machine Dean,
Throw out the Yankee machine
It was just a pipe dream, Dean
So throw out the Yankee machine
Sack the IBM men, Ken
Sack the IBM men
We won't need them again, Ken
So sack the IBM men
Cast your horoscope quick, Mick
Cast your horoscope quick
The crisps are making us sick, Mick,
So cast your horoscope quick
Scratch me tapes when I'm through, blue,
Scratch me tapes when I'm through
Nigel will do it for you, blue,
Scratch your tapes when you are through